What You Probably Knew And I Didn't

.) A few seemingly unimportant decisions impulsively made can often come back to haunt you.

.) Giving a big smile to someone who hates you is the laziest and greatest form of revenge :)

.) Laziness is a talent.

.) Associating a song with a person. Worst. Idea. Ever.

.) Women want men to listen. Men want women to understand the offside rule in football. Neither is going to happen anytime soon.

.) Hard work is not always better than talent. You can mostly always get away with just talent.

.) Life is full of surprises. Especially when you think you have just seen the worst.

.) Being the nicest guy in the world gets you nowhere. You need to be, at least to a certain degree a real badass :D

.) Silence is always bad news.

.) The "ah things will become alright on its own" never works. Never.

.) Karma is real. I have seen it come back to haunt people :)

.) You don't really have any control over your personality. The people around you decide it. That also means, you get to be partly responsible for the personality of the people around you.

.) The line between pessimism and realism is a thin one. And only an optimist can see it.

.) Exceptions are not examples.
                                                                                       
.) Today's FML is tom's LOL.