Showing posts with label Exaggeration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exaggeration. Show all posts

She Has Left Me. Again.

Why God, why?!! Of all the things I have, why take her away?!

Have you ever wanted something a lot in your life?
For I wanted her dearly in my life.

Have you ever had the joy of actually having it?
For I did have her.

Have you gone through the pain of losing it?
For I did lose her.

But I had her again the second time. I was happy. I really was. But now it is undone. I am now a man of constant sorrow. I have forgotten what is happiness, what it meant to spend long hours over something, what it is to have someone when you are feeling down.

She knew how much I loved her. She knew I needed her. But she has left me. Again.
Still, I can't blame her. She did try her best. But there are somethings that life doesn't just accept. Yet to think that she left me because of one flaw, I don't know what to say.

Let all who read this be my witness. I swear I will win you back. I will one day get what you really want. I will have you in my life again.

Who was the she? What was that one flaw? Well she is the fifa series. The one flaw is that my PC doesn't have a decent graphic card.

Bottom Line : FIFA 11 won't run in my PC.

Delloite

P.S : This is my 50th post, so cheers to all my readers :)

P.P.S : 49 posts as an unemployed engineer. But now things are a little different :D

Well after a lot of postponing of companies coming to our college, Deloitte turned out to be the first one to come for campus placements. I had never heard of that company before but with my no-idea-what-is-going-on, i went to attend the recruitment process. Now my preparation for Deloitte was,
*) Buy two formal shirts the day before company was to come.
*) Read aptitude questions for about 30 SECONDS.
*) Buy a file to put in my stuff.

Now considering I had a few classmates study R.S.Agarwal book during class hours and few other classmates bunk classes to study - yes! people actually bunk a whole day to study! - I was feeling my chances of getting into the company was lol-able.

First round was Aptitude questions. Nothing too complex. Still I was a little surprised I got through that. Next was a case study. With me talking a lot in my group and my reputation of nobody understanding what I say, I was the only one taken from my group. So again surprisingly got through case study also.

Next was personal interview and phone interview. Personal interview was an one-on-one across the table thing. Phone interview was again on-the-spot kinda thing. Talked my way through both of them. An after a tiring 4 hour wait for others to finish, results finally came out. Sai Santhosh had to made it to the 23 selected people.

As I was texting "Got placed in Delloite" to my friends, I realized I didn't know the spelling of that company for sure :D

So there it is people. With absolutely no serious preparation what so ever, I got placed in the first big interview I attended. And if you are wondering what a supposedly technical guy like me is doing joining Deloitte, you are thinking along the same lines as me.