What Assessments Do To You

Having written my last Internals/Assessment exam today, a reflection on how these little tests changed our lives.

IT MAKES YOU SAY THE SAME THING. AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Ever had your friend tell you, "You've already told us the story a thousand times before"? It comes from the habit of writing the same thing in different formats for a single question. Like "It is very simple to implement i.e. the complexity of the implementation is rather low".

IT MAKES YOU COMPLICATE EVEN SIMPLE THINGS.

Most of us hate to write answers that are very clear and to the point. Especially when you have no idea what that point. So you end up writing stuff like "A line, a straight one at that, without any argument will furnish you with the shortest possible distance between two points provided that it is possible to draw a line between the fore mentioned points in the first place" (aka a line gives the shortest distance between two points). This habit continues even when you speak normally to anyone.

IT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING.

With almost negligible preparation for the tests, we still end up passing the exam. Most of the time at least. This only makes us to think that we somehow have the ability to learn almost anything. It makes us believe we can learn everything there is to learn about rockets in a night's study!

IT MAKES YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE INSPIRATION.

Ever thought on seeing a particularly nasty question "Wtf is that question about?". And after twenty minutes you realized you just got through five pages of answers out of nowhere. Five pages easy on a topic you had no idea about. That, my friends is called true inspiration.

IT MAKES YOU REALIZE SOMETHINGS ARE SIMPLY NOT WORTH DOING.

We have written a total of 49*3 internals so far. Now there is a certain someone in my class who just grinds through every material for every internal exams. The grinder spends atleast six hours for each of those internals. That is a total of 882 hours spent studying for these tests. A friend of mine spends at the maximum 30 minutes for these tests meaning he has spent a total of 74 hours for his study. So the grinder has spent nearly 34 FULL DAYS more on only studying.
Both of them will leave college dual placed in Aricent and TCS.

R.I.P internal exams :)

Rest In Peace, B.E.

This being the 67th post, is written in fond remembrance of college memories both good and bad.

Just a few things I might miss from B.E.

The troubles to find the correct bus that goes to college..
The "I will not encourage terrorism in my class" speech..
The long night fifa gamings thanks to Hamachi...
All the big matches watched at Vishnu's place..
The last minute goal by Iniesta to sink Chelsea, Ronaldo free kicks, United victories..
Eating chicken at 1 am, maggi at 2 am..
The egg puffs at Outside Canteen..
The extra hour of sleep by bunking first hour of class..
Bunking first hour after arriving five min late..
Bunking second hour as friend is fast asleep in pump house by the end of first hour..
Roaming around the town with a friend..
All the birthday celebrations..
The "I know the level of torture you girls go through in this class" speech during second sem..
The "enquiry" sessions attended by friends..
The irony of going to Chennai for industrial visit during March..
The getting to roam around with your best friends in Ooty during the second IV..
Trying two/three sets of dresses before wearing the wrong combination..
The race against time to catch the bus..
Sleeping in class..
The one-full-day preparation for internals during first semester..
The twenty minute preparation for internals during other semesters..
Archana Gayatri's chappati thanks to Vishnu..
The long long phone calls..
Looking at that single women thrice every minute(ya we actually counted :D )..
The coming and going of words like "SS", "NRS", "Bayangaro"..
The train journeys back and forth to Chennai hoping in vain for a decent figure to sit in the same coach..
The dinners at bismi when low on cash..
The dinners at the mall when financially strong..
People constanly otifying others..
My friends constantly otifying me..
Going blank for a few months..
The dance culturals where only one girl always seems to be dancing, even if it is a group event..
The "off-stage" performance in Glitzia..
Watching lame ass movies because your friends suggested it..
The unbelievableness of 2010..
Ergonoxis..
The more eventful trip to Sasthra college..
The long polambifications..
Seeing numbers like 67,78,110 as just not numbers..
Trying to convert many numbers to one specific number in network security period..
The Airtel 10 paise scheme..
Having mobile for the sole purpose of your friend putting kadalai in that..
Going to bed at 4am..
Getting up at 2pm :D

And cheers to the people here and others for making it fun.


Surya, for giving news when things were dry,
Viswa, for his constant jibber jabber,
Nemo, for few fond memories,
Aniruth, for hanging out with me,
Rufus, for hearing me out in dire times,
Sowmy, for being a close friend,
Sarvesh, for being almost like a brother
and
Vishnu Gowthem, for always being there.

Rest in peace, B.E.

The Good Days

It is 8 30 in the morning and my alarm messed up. And waking up, I realize there is no real use going to college anymore. Lets face it, I can't make it to the 9 o clock attendance and my project work is still incomplete which means I won't be getting the 4 o clock attendance either. So I decide to make the best out of the day.

Ate breakfast for the first time in months. Got back into reading books during the two hour power shut down. But the most productive use of the day was probably watching Scrubs fifth season in full. Twenty 20 minute episodes, time well spent :)

Everyone in college has so many good days like these. Thats the thing about college life. You get to bunk the whole day simply because you don't "feel" like going. And this will probably be one of the things I ll miss the most. Not doing anything when you got work to do.