Trick Or Treat - SOS 3.x


Semester 3
Chapter 1 : Trick Or Treat

Its June 21,2008 and the birthday of Vishnu Gowthem.

After cutting a huge cake at his house, we went to this place called Tornado for his treat. There must have been at least twenty five people already there waiting for him. I found a few familiar faces here and there, but for the most part it was full of his school friends most of whom I didn't know. What followed next was one the few wtf moments of my college life.

Now when I was told "treat", I imagined people sitting around in a table, eating food and having conversations. Nothing of that sort happened. And for ordering food, I expected people tell separately what they would have. That didn't happen either. At the least I thought we would be sitting and eating. Nope, that didn't happen either :)

Vishnu went to the manager and said "We will have.. Six of this, six of that, four of those blah blah". And as soon as those orders starting coming out, everybody dove straight into the plate. And within seconds, the chicken fried rice disappeared. Every dish lasted only for seconds. And none of them made their way beyond a few feet from the kitchen. I never thought it was possible for six guys to eat a single small pizza at the same time.

There were a few guys like me who had second thoughts on jumping in too. That didn't mean we didn't get anything to eat. The others made sure a few plates were "reserved" for us. So in the end, everyone had their fill. But I guess their way of eating was a lot more fun.

One of the other interesting incident was, one of the guys was making the "badass phone call" to someone. You know, the one where they call someone up, use every swear word they can come up with to make their point. I guess some of you can see the irony behind this.

And oh ya, it was this day that Viswa bought a new slide phone and rued it for nearly an year. All because the shopkeeper gave him wrong information about the cell he actually wanted to buy :D

Awkwardness


Something out of place,
Nothing happy to embrace,
Tranquility replaced,
By a wry face.

Despite all I try,
Can't see eye to eye,
Neither can I pry,
Sigh.

A solution in need,
That is agreed,
Lest things recede,
And sadness be freed.

So give me a clue,
On what to do,
There be things I rue,
But its not time to bid adieu.

Synopsis Of SOS

Sothapals Of A Somberi


My college life summed up in three lines.


I had no idea what happened.
I have no idea what is happening.
And I have no idea what will happen.


True Story.

5 Sites To Visit When Bored

I know a lot of you people get terribly bored during the holidays. Here is a few sites that are a great time pass.


5. Warez-BB
A site where you find stuff to download. Stuff as in movies/TV series,songs, PC/Console games, e-books. If it is not available in this site, it is almost always never there in the Internet. With JDownloader or similar software, you can find a lot of fun stuff to watch on that site.


4. FML
FML or fmylife is a blog where the public get to post about their everyday incidents. Incidents that are extremely funny only when it happens to someone other than you. An example post is
"Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML"


3. Verydemotivational Pictures
This site has got some seriously funny pictures. Something like





2. xkcd
Okay this one is for the geeks. Site has pictures like the one below.






1. Cracked
One of the best humour sites on the Internet. Just see,
30 Error Messages You Don't Want To See
The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered
The World of Tomorrow (If The Internet Disappeared Today)
8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews

and many more :)

Bye Bye 2010

The end of 2010 is almost here. Finally!

So let us start the new year on a happy note :D


Happy New Year ppl :)

P.S : The man in the picture is Wilbur Sargunaraj, the music sensation. I have decided to start the new year by watching his songs on youtube :D

"Chicken? Ewww" - SOS 2.1

Semester 2
Chapter 2 : Chicken? Ewww

First a kutty flashback. We go to 2006 when am doing my 12th.
(Just roaming around my house)
Me : What's for dinner? 
Mom : Today Sunday na. So chicken.
Me : Chicken a? Chi. Am skipping lunch today then.
Mom : You can eat Maggi. Like you do every Sunday.
Me : But I can't even stand the smell. Its disgusting.
Mom : Adjust one day.

Okay next we go back to 2008 when am in my 2nd semester. 
Me and my friend Vishnu go out to eat.
(looking at the menu)
Vishnu : What you want?
Me : I donno. Anything is ok man.
Vishnu : Seri. We ll take the chicken fried rice and the chicken biriyani.
Me : Add chicken manjurian too.
Vishnu : Vokay.

Well this conversion from being a pure vegetarian to a eating-chicken-everytime-I-go-out is solely thanks to hanging out with a group of friends who I guess have never eaten veg anytime they went out. 
Also to Bismi and the local mall where we go to eat at least once a week.

How I Met My Friends - SOS 2 to 8

Semester 2-8

Everyone in college has their own "gang" (unless you are like Surya who keeps jumping from one group to another never truly fitting in anywhere or like Viswa who is simply present in all gangs). If am gonna write about my college life, I should be writing about the people with whom I have spent a lot of time with. So here goes.


A Man United fan, a gifted poet, one of the few to watch English TV serials and vague movies like the Machinist (which is a true master piece), loads of online FIFA via Hamachi meant we had plenty to talk during the long lecture hours. 
Impulsively sarcastic and a true somberi, the dude shows an uncanny ability in keeping his spirits high. This post probably describes him best. Apart from being one of my closest friends, he has done a spectacular job as my shrink :D
Oh ya, the dude has a real life story that would put most tamil movies to shame.

 
A cousin of sorts, Sarvesh is a stand up guy and best described by the word 'decent'. Despite coming from a seriously loaded family (He once said, in full earnest, "Pocket money la bike vaangirla. Aana my family won't let me drive it"), he wants to start a company fully on his own. Baffling, you know. Co-founder of TOSSHe has given me plenty of advice on a specific area of interest which I have mostly never followed. 
And ya, a famous tamil movie is more or less based on his real life story :P
 
Sowmy Narayan aka Ironman :D
 
The geek of the group, Sowmy (ya some boys also have that name :P ) is a rare specimen indeed. This lanky dude is clever, witty and amusive. A true connoisseur of sarcasm, his ability to grasp even the most subtle meanings of a conversation is unbelievable. The dude reads novels, watches movies/tv serials, bunks classes yet still somehow ends up with a CGPA above 9. Also the co-founder of TOSS.
One of the best writers I know in real life (to know what I mean, read this), he wants to be a writer, lawyer and/or an entrepreneur :D
 
Viswanath aka Viswa (not Vichu)
             
Initially hung out with him mostly because he hung out with Vishnu. Talks a lot and comes with tons and tons of mokkais, a small percentage of which are actually funny. Best used to break the ice in awkward situations, he is comparable to a head ache. Despite your best efforts, you are never sure why you got it and how to get rid of it.

Surya

His inclusion in this list would surprise a lot of people and for good reason. He has somehow stuck to my gang for so long, getting rid of him has become too much effort for a somberi. Guaranteed to do something silly-looking at least once every five minutes, he has got a recent passion for cartoons and the spartans (this is an inside joke.. for now) which thankfully no one else seems to share.
 
Nalini aka Nemo

Childish and studious to almost a fault, she is a happy-go-lucky kinda girl. Its almost funny how every time I talk to her I seem to upset someone or the other. She is quite a good dancer and has been the inspiration for quite a few posts in this blog. And thanks to her, I have had many interesting phone calls(again, this is another inside joke). Also she is probably one of the few women who knows a lot about me and someone I know a lot about.


Well I could write about a few more people but feeling too lazy to complete.